Programmer’s Bladder

Main Entry: pro·gram·mers blad·der
Pronunciation: \ˈprō-ˌgra-mərs ˈbla-dər\
Function: noun phrase
Etymology: Birmingham, Richard Pinchin
Date: circa 1994

1 : A condition that requires the victim to sit at their terminal for extended periods. The condition denies the victim their normal bodily functions until: that fucking thing compiles, or more caffeine is required.

One reply on “Programmer’s Bladder”

Very similar to the ‘Gamers’ bladder. Where you will play ‘just one more race’ before going for a bathroom trip 🙂

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